- Walking around the block counts as your daily exercise
- You've gone through your 10th bottle of Palmer's Cocoa Butter moisturizer
- You're no longer scared of labor -- let's get this over with already!
- When you're up you think, "I should just go to the bathroom now while I'm up because I'll need to get up in 5 minutes anyway."
- You're already sitting, your phone beeps/rings and you don't even try to get it before it goes to voice mail
- Getting in and out of the car requires grabbing the "oh-s***" bar
- Food has literally bounced off your belly before falling to the floor
- You are counting down the days instead of weeks
- When something falls on the floor, you think really hard about whether its worth getting or not
- Nausea strikes because the baby is taking up the room normally reserved for your vital organs
- You tell someone your due date and they exclaim, "Oh my gosh! You are so close!"
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